I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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