what if I'm pregnant?
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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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