lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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