Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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