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(989): View more from Michigan

I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt

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(845): View more from New York

just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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(765): View more from Indiana

we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.

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(469): View more from Texas

Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.

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