I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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