It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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