Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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