i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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