Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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