I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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