Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
