Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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