Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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