Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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