dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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