ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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