There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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