A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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