she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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