Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
