i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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