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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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