But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
