I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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