I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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