So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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