She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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