THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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