The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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