I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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