tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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