Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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