I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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