playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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