ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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