We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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