hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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