I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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