Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I had to cum in my sink.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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