Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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