I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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