I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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