I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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