Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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