wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize
