this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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