Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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