Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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