Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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