my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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