she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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