I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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