do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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