It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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