I hate your face
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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