he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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