he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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