I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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