It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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